~REtarded-Club

Yay! We're not dead! Woo!

Umm..James Steve Sunderland...exactly.

There's really not anything to update so..yeah..

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Hello Everyone!

So you might be asking yourself:
"WTH is a Kitty Trapper?!"
and
"WTH is this "retarded" club really about?!"


Well, I'm here to answer those questions. You see the name of our club is REtarded-Club, the first two capitol letters standing for the popular survival horror game Resident Evil. Though that has nothing to do with kitty trapping, we needed a fun Resident Evil club where other RE fans could come out and make fun of all those great S.T.A.R.S. members, too! Because we all know that Hussie Jill Valentine is quite the riot!

But it is not just those great guys at Capcom that we laugh at! Why, we make fun of everything that is funny to us. So feel free to laugh at A.C. Grayling and his broken mailbox. It's alright, we won't tell. ^_~

So now that the name is out of the way, let's discuss the real reason you all must be here. You want to know about the great society of kitty trappers. Well, let me give you some background information.

"...Kitty Trappers first appeared around the mid-summer of 2006 when two awesome people, and , got together and decided that Sephiroth's metor was death and the booga children were scary, so they needed to play something new. Since was already very frustrated with the tyrant from Resident Evil Code Veronica X, suggested that they play something new. Something...fancy. So they busted out the Urbz: Sims in the City, and had their way with it. As the wee hours of the morning were buzzing around them, they decided to spice up their cool Diamond Heights Modeling Urbz and make them even fancier than they were before. Thus the Texfords were born. Stevefred and Bellexia Texford are fancy Texas big buisness owners that like to trap the evil and purely demonic kitty that lives in their apartment and cannot expel. Bellexia bought excessive drywall and in the end cornered that demon cat in a small room with a barred window and a burning trashcan. (that later ended up next to Stevefred's bed) That became the creation of the Kitty Trapping buisness as we know it..."

Exerpt from "The Mystery of Kitty Trapping Things" By A.C. Grayling

So now that you know about our club, grab some drywall, a big fancy texas mustache, and a demon feline, and join the Kitty Trappers today!

*Kitty Trappers not responsible for being eaten or harrassed by a very unhappy kitty that randomly lives in your apartment.

**REtarded Club not responsible for degrading Capcom even further by discussing their movies with blatant stares of disbelief that anything that awful could actually be allowed in theaters.

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Texfords:



Burning Trashcan Master:


Drywall Specialist:

Kitty Trappin' Rookie:

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**NEW!** Steves (Affiliate Clubs):








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We're currently listed with this Mary/Cheryl/Lisa Trevor/Hooded Man:



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To join, just send us a note saying that you'd like to join. Make sure that you put "join" as your subject line.

We will send you a response, and then watch us and add our icon to your journal or sig, or something like that.

ex:

:iconREtarded-Club :

Except don't put that space in after "club."